Funny Bad Milk Elf on the Shelf Idea

The milk’s gone bad in this funny Elf on the Shelf bad milk idea. Tie up your Scout Elf and turn your sour milk into a bad guy with this easy idea.. New creative, funny, and original Elf on the Shelf Ideas daily.

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In this funny Elf on the Shelf idea, the milk has gone bad. This was pretty simple as we put a note beside the Elf, however consider incorporating a few milk jokes with this silly elf idea.

What are some funny milk jokes for kids?

If you are looking for a few sour milk jokes, take a look at these fun sayings and milk jokes for kids you can pair with your bad Elf on the Shelf milk idea.

What did the man say when he got robbed of all his milk by his friend? How Dairy
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled Milk
Well that’s just great, I let the milk go bad again!
Some people age like fine wine. Me? I age like milk. Sour and chunky.
What do you call a cow that never gives milk? An udder failure.
Where do space cowboys go to get some milk? The Milky Way.
What should you tell a cow that says she gives almond milk? You must be nuts.
What do you say to a person with milk on their lip? Great mooo-stache!
Why is cold milk always so relaxed? Because it chills in the fridge.
How does milk introduce itself in Spanish? Soy milk.

If you love funny jokes, also check out this set of silly Elf on the Shelf Jokes for Kids.

Funny Bad Milk Elf idea

If you love Elf on the Shelf pranks, we have good news. It’s quick and easy to pull this Scout Elf on a Shelf milk idea together.

Let’s get ready to turn that sour milk into a bad guy…

Supplies

The Elf on the Shelf Doll
Milk
Winter Hat
Fabric
Permanent markers
Cardstock or paper (this is the best cardstock which is perfect for your Elf printables)
Twine (we have used Christmas Twine with Elf many times)
Tape (masking or washi is great)

Instructions

This idea is really quick and easy to implement. First on paper, write the note “help us! The milk has gone bad.” Alternatively, you can use a few Elf on the Shelf jokes about milk (see above.)

Next, use a permeant marker to draw a funny bad face on the milk. You can copy ours. We were thinking ugly jack-o-lantern type look.

Insert your milk on the refrigerator shelf. Wrap fabric around the galloon jug to look like clothing. Then insert a cap for a milk jug hat.

Add your note.

Next tie up your Elf on the Shelf doll(s) to look like the milk did something naughty to Elf on the Shelf.

You can add washi tape or masking tape to cover the elves mouth.

Insert your elfs in the fridge and you’re done.

Enjoy this silly Elf on the Shelf milk idea.

Elf on the Shelf Tied Up Ideas

Love to get the Scout Elf into a sticky situation? There are plenty of ideas to tie up Elf.

In this first idea, Elf is tied up in Washi Tape.

Elf is tied up with washi tape again in this Elf on the Shelf help sign.

We used our Christmas Themed Bakers Twine to Tie Elf on the Shelf on Train Tracks.

I bet you have some LEGOs in the house, tie up your Elf in this idea – Elf on the Shelf captured by LEGO men.

Elf can get tied up rope climb. Grab your bakers twine to have Elf climb a bookshelf.

Has the tooth fairy every met the Elf? Yep! The tooth fairy tied Elf on the Shelf with dental floss.

Also check out the Elf on the Shelf refrigerator ideas – since you’are already in there – wink!

When your milk really does go sour, use this fun idea to make an Elf on the Shelf igloo – it’s so pretty lit up.

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Elf on the Shelf Resources

At Frugal Coupon Living, our goal, to create an easy Elf on the Shelf season for you. This is not our first year of having an Elf in the home. With over eight years of Elf ideas, we have created a rather large Elf on the Shelf fan club full of new Elf on the Shelf ideas. These Elf on the Shelf resources are all you need to create the best Elf ideas.

What is Elf on the Shelf?

Elf on the Shelf is a Christmas Tradition. The tradition has a book and a elf doll. The book is poetic and in rhyme sharing the purpose of the Elf’s visits. The Elf visits each Thanksgiving. He/She goes and returns from the North Pole each evening. Every morning he can be found in a new location in the house. The Elf has been found in the refrigerator, fishing in the toilet, writing messages on the mirror or hanging from the lights. It is VERY IMPORTANT, the Elf is not touch each evening or his Christmas magic will be lost! Each family is able to name their special elf. The elves return to their home (Santa’s North Pole Work shop) every Christmas Eve. An Elf’s Story can also be found on DVD.

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