Elf on the Shelf Jokes for Kids

Create the funniest Elf ideas with these adorable Elf on the Shelf Jokes for Kids printables. Eight funny jokes to get you through eight easy Elf displays. New creative, funny, and original Elf on the Shelf Ideas daily.

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Elf on the Shelf Jokes for Kids

You guys, this might be my favorite set of Elf on the Shelf printables. Three reasons. First, this printable set covers 8 days. Eight days mamas! If you are someone who does Scout Elf from December 1 to December 24, that covers 1/3 of your creative ideas. Second, this brings clean Elf humor to your home. No naughty, mischievous Elf ideas. Cute, clean fun. Third (and really not final, but I didn’t need to ramble any more), these Elf on the Shelf Ideas are really easy. Like, pull out an apple and pair with this a pineapple. Grab some mushrooms, display your joke card and your elf. Yes, we are talking easy ideas. And easy, memorable jokes. Your kids will share these at school with their friend!

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Funniest Elf Jokes for Kids

There are a total of eight easy Elf Jokes for Kids in this package. These are clean, memorable jokes your kids can reshare with their friends.

Jokes for Elf on the Shelf

Joke 1: What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

For this cute Elf vignette, have on hand your Christmas tree, an apple, and (hint) a pineapple!

Jokes 2: What do you call fake noodles?

For this funny Elf idea, have on hand (hint) pasta!

Joke 3: What does Santa use when he goes fishing?

For this cute Scout Elf idea, have a fishing pole and/or fish.

Joke 4: What room can no one enter?

For this funny Elf on the Shelf idea, have (hint) mushrooms!

Funny Elf on the Shelf Ideas and Jokes

Joke 5: What do you call a sleeping bull?

For this Elf humor, have (hint) a bulldozer!

Joke 6: How do you get a tissue to dance?

For this silly Elf on the Shelf idea, have a box of tissues.

Joke 7: What falls on the North Pole but never gets hurt?

For this Elf on the Shelf idea, have (hint) snow!

Joke 8: Why did Santa go to music school?

For this Elf joke, have (hint) gift wrap and wrapping supplies.

All printable Elf joke cards are supplied with the answer written upside down!

Elf on the Shelf Supplies Needed

• The Elf on the Shelf
• Printable Elf Jokes for Kids
• Pasta
• Pineapple and/or apple
• Gift wrap
• Tissues
• Fake snow – we like this brand (optional: sugar or flour)
• Bull or bulldozer
• Mushrooms
• Fishing pole and/or fish

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Save these ideas because you will want to stay up to date on these ideas each Christmas season. We do our best to mix up easy and hard Elf on the Shelf Ideas.

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Elf on the Shelf Christmas Tradition

Elf on the Shelf is a Christmas Tradition. The tradition has a book and a elf doll. The book is poetic and in rhyme sharing the purpose of the Elf’s visits. The Elf visits each Thanksgiving. He/She goes and returns from the North Pole each evening. Every morning he can be found in a new location in the house. The Elf has been found in the refrigerator, fishing in the toilet, writing messages on the mirror or hanging from the lights. It is VERY IMPORTANT, the Elf is not touch each evening or his Christmas magic will be lost! Each family is able to name their special elf. The elves return to their home (Santa’s North Pole Work shop) every Christmas Eve. An Elf’s Story can also be found on DVD.

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